{"id":3285,"date":"2006-08-19T03:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-19T03:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3285"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:20:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:20:34","slug":"almost-a-punchline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/19\/almost-a-punchline\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost A Punchline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/story\/index.aspx?id=485525\" target=\"_new\">Man falls into vat of chocolate, lives<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>An ordinary night&#8217;s work at the chocolate company turned dangerous for Darmin Garcia early Friday after he fell into a vat of the molten goo and was trapped for more than two hours.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was pushing the chocolate down into the vat because it was stuck,&#8221; said Garcia, 21. &#8220;It came loose, and I just slid down the hopper into the chocolate.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>With a picture that shows a dark-haired, bare-chested, 21-year-old muscular man more than waist deep in chocolate.  Did I say <i>Almost a punchline<\/i>?  I mean <i>Every woman&#8217;s fantasy<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man falls into vat of chocolate, lives: An ordinary night&#8217;s work at the chocolate company turned dangerous for Darmin Garcia early Friday after he fell into a vat of the molten goo and was trapped for more than two hours. &#8220;I was pushing the chocolate down into the vat because it was stuck,&#8221; said Garcia, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18590,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions\/18590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}