{"id":3281,"date":"2006-08-14T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T22:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3281"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:26:18","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:26:18","slug":"psycho-hitchhikers-go-berserk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/14\/psycho-hitchhikers-go-berserk\/","title":{"rendered":"Psycho Hitchhikers Go Berserk"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nHitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
\nTed: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
\nHitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs.
\nTed: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going.
\nHitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
\nTed: I would go for the 7.
\nHitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
\nTed: You guarantee it? That’s – how do you do that?
\nHitchhiker: If you’re not happy with the first 7 minutes, we’re gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from “A” to “B”.
\nTed: That’s right. That’s – that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs<\/a>. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
\n[Hitchhiker convulses]
\nHitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
\nTed: That – good point.
\nHitchhiker: 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, it’s close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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