{"id":3278,"date":"2006-08-13T23:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-13T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3278"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:27:38","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:27:38","slug":"i-cannot-be-the-only-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/13\/i-cannot-be-the-only-one\/","title":{"rendered":"I Cannot Be The Only One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who hasn&#8217;t seen the stray drops fall from the nipple as you try to align the bottle with the mouth of a squalling, squirming baby, striking his or her cheeks, chin, and lips&#8230;.who hasn&#8217;t seen that and thought of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tracers\" target=\"_new\"><i><b>tracer rounds<\/b><\/i><\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who hasn&#8217;t seen the stray drops fall from the nipple as you try to align the bottle with the mouth of a squalling, squirming baby, striking his or her cheeks, chin, and lips&#8230;.who hasn&#8217;t seen that and thought of tracer rounds?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18598,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3278\/revisions\/18598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}