{"id":3272,"date":"2006-08-11T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3272"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:30:57","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:30:57","slug":"ill-see-your-conspiracy-theory-and-raise-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/11\/ill-see-your-conspiracy-theory-and-raise-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ll See Your Conspiracy Theory And Raise You"},"content":{"rendered":"

George W. Bush has ginned up the fake “air terror” alert to make it inconvenient for you to fly. So you’ll have to drive<\/i> to your destinations and will have to buy gas<\/i> at Big Oil’s gouge–nay, plunge router!<\/i>–prices.<\/p>\n

You silly fools who think it’s all about influencing an election… you’ve forgotten It’s All About Oiiiil!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

George W. Bush has ginned up the fake “air terror” alert to make it inconvenient for you to fly. So you’ll have to drive to your destinations and will have to buy gas at Big Oil’s gouge–nay, plunge router!–prices. You silly fools who think it’s all about influencing an election… you’ve forgotten It’s All About […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18602,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions\/18602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}