{"id":3271,"date":"2006-08-10T21:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:31:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:31:29","slug":"said-the-fat-city-lawyer-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/10\/said-the-fat-city-lawyer-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Said The Fat City Lawyer Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hard to think how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/stlouiscitycounty\/story\/9BBE469FF7496713862571C60017655A?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">this<\/a> could be taken pejoratively:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;This is a bunch of good kids from Fulton,&#8221; said Weiser&#8217;s lawyer, Carter Collins Law. &#8220;As far as I can tell, they&#8217;re a bunch of little country mice. And I don&#8217;t mean that in a &#8230; pejorative way at all,&#8221; she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From what children&#8217;s story book did this condescending attorney pluck did this particular bunch?  <i>The Little Country Mice Who Chewed Through MoneyGram International&#8217;s Wires Accidentally And Got a Lot of Cheese Nationwide<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I ever want an attorney defending me to try the Forrest Gump defense.  I mean, who does this attorney think is more naive, her clients or anyone listening?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hard to think how this could be taken pejoratively: &#8220;This is a bunch of good kids from Fulton,&#8221; said Weiser&#8217;s lawyer, Carter Collins Law. &#8220;As far as I can tell, they&#8217;re a bunch of little country mice. And I don&#8217;t mean that in a &#8230; pejorative way at all,&#8221; she said. From what children&#8217;s story [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18603,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions\/18603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}