{"id":32703,"date":"2024-05-06T13:01:49","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T18:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=32703"},"modified":"2024-05-06T11:07:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T16:07:15","slug":"authorities-have-unleashed-an-eldritch-horror-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/05\/06\/authorities-have-unleashed-an-eldritch-horror-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Authorities Have Unleashed An Eldritch Horror (Again)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-13387545\/two-dead-bodies-human-dug-cave-los-angeles.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Mystery as California firefighters find two dead bodies inside &#8216;human-dug cave&#8217; surrounded by &#8216;white powder&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>These brave adventurers gave their own lives to dig a burrow for the chthonic demon and lured it in with themselves as bait before completing the protective circle to trap it (and them) forever, saving the world, and <em>authorities<\/em> don&#8217;t recognize it for what it is and loose the demon again as part of their &#8220;investigation&#8221;?  <em>Or are they serving their Dark Lord the Molevolent?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Reading the article:<\/p>\n<p>Meh, drugs.  Never mind.<\/p>\n<p>The world in my head is so much more interesting than reality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mystery as California firefighters find two dead bodies inside &#8216;human-dug cave&#8217; surrounded by &#8216;white powder&#8217; These brave adventurers gave their own lives to dig a burrow for the chthonic demon and lured it in with themselves as bait before completing the protective circle to trap it (and them) forever, saving the world, and authorities don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32704,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32703\/revisions\/32704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}