{"id":32524,"date":"2024-03-16T08:05:22","date_gmt":"2024-03-16T13:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=32524"},"modified":"2024-03-16T08:05:22","modified_gmt":"2024-03-16T13:05:22","slug":"did-someone-forget-some-paperwork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/03\/16\/did-someone-forget-some-paperwork\/","title":{"rendered":"Did Someone Forget Some Paperwork?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Imagine you’re a kid, excited that you’re going to be on the front page of the newspaper, but your mom forgot to sign and return the release form.<\/p>\n

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And now all the kids at school call you “smiley” or “Walmart-savings-face.”<\/p>\n

My beautiful wife speculates that the child might be in a foster home or something. I would extend that to perhaps hiding out from the mob like Jon Cryer in Hiding Out<\/em><\/a> by acting like she is an elementary school student.<\/p>\n

You know, I’ve never seen that film, and I don’t remember seeing it on physical media in the wild. I do remember the television commercial briefly. At least Jon Cryer sitting in a school desk (the school kind, so, yes, in<\/em> the desk and not at<\/em> the desk), smiling and raising his eyebrows (I forgot the wink<\/a>, though).<\/p>\n

Where was I?<\/p>\n

Oh, I don’t know. Riffin’. Riffin’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Imagine you’re a kid, excited that you’re going to be on the front page of the newspaper, but your mom forgot to sign and return the release form. And now all the kids at school call you “smiley” or “Walmart-savings-face.” My beautiful wife speculates that the child might be in a foster home or something. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32524"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32527,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32524\/revisions\/32527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}