{"id":3220,"date":"2006-07-15T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-15T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3220"},"modified":"2017-12-15T17:03:52","modified_gmt":"2017-12-15T23:03:52","slug":"the-secret-of-my-success-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/15\/the-secret-of-my-success-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Of My Success, Revealed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why did a <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\/aboutMeOld.html\" target=\"_new\">hottie<\/a> take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?<\/p>\n<p>Because <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2006\/07\/15\/MNGFOJVRSJ1.DTL\" target=\"_new\">chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions<\/a>, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, Googlers, when you&#8217;re trying to figure out <code>how to attract hot women<\/code>, the answer is <i>read more Shakespeare<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me? Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently. Remember, Googlers, when you&#8217;re trying to figure out how to attract hot women, the answer is read more Shakespeare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18654,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220\/revisions\/18654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}