{"id":31915,"date":"2024-02-19T18:33:50","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T00:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31915"},"modified":"2024-02-19T18:33:50","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T00:33:50","slug":"uh-priorities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/02\/19\/uh-priorities\/","title":{"rendered":"Uh, Priorities?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ky3.com\/2024\/02\/19\/missouri-firefighters-rescue-bald-eagle-route-another-emergency\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Missouri firefighters rescue bald eagle in route to another emergency<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, Louise, may G-d help me to not bleed out because Heroes stop to save a hungry-looking stray puppy on the way to staunch the flow of my life blood.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, no.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Firefighters with the Mid-County Fire Protection District made an unexpected emergency rescue on Monday morning.<\/p>\n<p>The crew was on the way to another emergency when the firefighters spotted a bald eagle in a ditch.<\/p>\n<p>After getting the initial call complete, the crew rushed to rescue the eagle by wrapping it up and bringing it back to the station to keep it safe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait, AI\/AP, help me out here.  Were they on the way <em>to<\/em> an emergency or <em>coming back<\/em> from an emergency call?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, who cares?  What does it matter, <em>humans<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Missouri firefighters rescue bald eagle in route to another emergency Jeez, Louise, may G-d help me to not bleed out because Heroes stop to save a hungry-looking stray puppy on the way to staunch the flow of my life blood. Wait, no. Firefighters with the Mid-County Fire Protection District made an unexpected emergency rescue on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31915"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31916,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31915\/revisions\/31916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}