{"id":3188,"date":"2006-06-24T05:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T05:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3188"},"modified":"2017-12-16T06:56:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-16T12:56:37","slug":"update-im-not-answering-the-door-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/24\/update-im-not-answering-the-door-either\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATE: I&#8217;m Not Answering The Door, Either"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In <a href=\"http:\/\/stlbrianj.blogspot.com\/2006\/06\/normal-day-until.html\" target=\"_new\">this post<\/a>, I explain why random events outside of the home make me afraid to leave my house.  Now, thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/183022.php\" target=\"_new\">Ace<\/a>, I have a new irrational fear:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Knock, knock.<br \/>\n<i>Who&#8217;s there?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ali.<br \/>\n<i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc10.com\/news\/9410761\/detail.html\" target=\"_new\">Ali who?<\/a><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Jeez, folks, dial my number from your cellular phone when you&#8217;re on my porch, otherwise, I&#8217;ll think you&#8217;re coming to give me the death roll in my own front yard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this post, I explain why random events outside of the home make me afraid to leave my house. Now, thanks to Ace, I have a new irrational fear: Knock, knock. Who&#8217;s there? Ali. Ali who? Jeez, folks, dial my number from your cellular phone when you&#8217;re on my porch, otherwise, I&#8217;ll think you&#8217;re coming [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18686,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188\/revisions\/18686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}