{"id":31835,"date":"2024-02-01T07:47:04","date_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31835"},"modified":"2024-02-01T07:47:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:47:04","slug":"jack-baruth-discovers-symphonic-metal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/02\/01\/jack-baruth-discovers-symphonic-metal\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack Baruth Discovers Symphonic Metal"},"content":{"rendered":"

Atop Jack Baruth’s Avoidable Contact Forever yesterday, I saw a familiar face:<\/p>\n

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It’s Giada “Jade” Etro of the symphonic metal band Frozen Crown, of whom Baruth says:<\/p>\n

As most of you know, music isn\u2019t a full-time job for most people nowadays, so you\u2019ll be pleased to know that Miss Etro has twelve years of experience as a dentist and orthodontist. How in God\u2019s name have I had one implant, four veneers, and a dozen crowns\u2026 none from her. I don\u2019t care if I die during the procedure like Ye\u2019s mom did during her discount Mexican plastic surgery.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As I did with Kim du Toit<\/a>, I welcome Baruth’s discovery of the genre, where all the bands have attractive women with pipes on the lead vocals.<\/p>\n

And, then as now, I offer some further selections.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Vocalist:<\/b><\/td>\n
Melissa Bonny<\/center><\/td>\n
Mizuho Lin<\/center><\/td>\n
Nicoletta Rossellini<\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nationality:<\/b><\/td>\n
Swiss<\/center><\/td>\n
Brazilian<\/center><\/td>\n
Italian<\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bands:<\/b><\/td>\n
Evenmore
Rage of Light
Ad Infinitum
The Dark Side of the Moon<\/center><\/td>\n
Semblant<\/center><\/td>\n
Kalidia
Walk in Darkness<\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Although I don’t put a lot of symphonic metal on my gym playlist (“What Lies Ahead” and “Mere Shadow” by Semblant, “Stay Black” by Battle Beast, “82nd All the Way” by Amaranthe), it’s what YouTube insists on feeding me on those occasions where I type in a song from a metal band (any metal band) and let it run. Which is not a good way to find more songs for my gym playlist, but it does introduce me to new symphonic metal bands. And the infrequent Spanish metal band thanks to Xeria<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Atop Jack Baruth’s Avoidable Contact Forever yesterday, I saw a familiar face: It’s Giada “Jade” Etro of the symphonic metal band Frozen Crown, of whom Baruth says: As most of you know, music isn\u2019t a full-time job for most people nowadays, so you\u2019ll be pleased to know that Miss Etro has twelve years of experience […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31835"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31840,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31835\/revisions\/31840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}