{"id":3177,"date":"2006-06-20T00:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2011-11-08T16:53:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T22:53:20","slug":"emu-update-the-carbondale-police-have-reloaded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/emu-update-the-carbondale-police-have-reloaded\/","title":{"rendered":"Emu Update: The Carbondale Police Have Reloaded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new nugget of fact in <a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/wls\/story?section=local&#038;id=4273045\" target=\"_new\">this story<\/a> about the Carbondale Emu:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police are searching for the bird&#8217;s owner.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He or she had better not act aggessive or elusive&#8211;running up to 35 mph (in short bursts, as Grygrx pointed out)&#8211;otherwise it&#8217;s skybusting time on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, though, the ultimate pet is the ultimate protector:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/bpemu.jpg\" alt=\"Bulletproof Emu\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Well, honestly, he wasn&#8217;t exactly bulletproof.  Just really, really hard to bring down.<\/p>\n<p>(More on the Carbondale Emu <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/17\/a-carbondale-police-department-nightmare\/\" target=\"_new\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/officers-feared-for-their-lives\/\" target=\"_new\">here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new nugget of fact in this story about the Carbondale Emu: Police are searching for the bird&#8217;s owner. He or she had better not act aggessive or elusive&#8211;running up to 35 mph (in short bursts, as Grygrx pointed out)&#8211;otherwise it&#8217;s skybusting time on the ground. Fortunately, though, the ultimate pet is the ultimate protector: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10399,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/10399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}