{"id":3173,"date":"2006-06-17T17:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-17T17:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3173"},"modified":"2011-11-08T16:42:04","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T22:42:04","slug":"a-carbondale-police-department-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/17\/a-carbondale-police-department-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"A Carbondale Police Department Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/emunator.jpg\" alt=\"The Emunator\"><\/p>\n<p><i>He&#8217;ll be back!<\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">(I just cannot let <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/officers-feared-for-their-lives\/\" target=\"_new\">this<\/a> go.)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;ll be back! (I just cannot let this go.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10397,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173\/revisions\/10397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}