{"id":316,"date":"2003-09-27T00:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-27T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=316"},"modified":"2018-08-03T11:11:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T16:11:05","slug":"316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/27\/316\/","title":{"rendered":"Even More Signs You&#8217;re Getting Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a newspaper columnist like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/output\/steinberg\/cst-nws-stein26.html\" target=\"new\">Neil Steinberg<\/a>, you muse on how long you have been married, had children, and have lived in the suburbs.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a newspaper columnist&#8217;s fan, you think, has it been three years <i>already<\/i> since he moved out of Chicago?<\/p>\n<p>I need to start measuring my life in more meaningful units.  Like meaningful relationships between characters in Friends.  Oops, too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a newspaper columnist like Neil Steinberg, you muse on how long you have been married, had children, and have lived in the suburbs. If you&#8217;re a newspaper columnist&#8217;s fan, you think, has it been three years already since he moved out of Chicago? I need to start measuring my life in more meaningful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21669,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions\/21669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}