{"id":3159,"date":"2006-06-10T13:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-10T13:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3159"},"modified":"2017-12-20T10:23:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T16:23:07","slug":"feline-conspiracy-continues-apace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/10\/feline-conspiracy-continues-apace\/","title":{"rendered":"Feline Conspiracy Continues Apace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/imperialtristan.jpg\" alt=\"Tristan, the Emperor\" width=\"600\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Emperor Tristan I reports his plan for feline domination is continuing as scheduled:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Despite <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0239395\/\" target=\"_new\">jingoistic propoganda to the contrary<\/a>, cat scientists have beaten dogs to the <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/T\/TV_REALITY_CATS?SITE=FLPET&#038;SECTION=HOME\" target=\"_new\">secret of hypoallergenic pets<\/a>:<br \/>\n<blockquote><p>Cats produce a protein, FEL D1, that is an exquisite allergen for some sensitive individuals, meaning contact with a kitty results in streaming eyes, sneezing and general unhappiness on the human side of the relationship.<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to bring cats to the cat-challenged, Allerca, a San Diego-based biotech planned to harness gene silencing techniques to develop a breed of cat that did not express FEL D1, thus creating a hypoallergenic cat.  Allerca announced their plans three years ago,<i> [sic]<\/i> and started collecting deposits from allergic cat fans, but have now decided that their plans to use RNA interference were taking a back seat to a more traditional breeding approach, albeit one that uses genetic testing to select individuals that express low levels of FEL D1.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<li>Cats are working at the highest levels of the entertainment industry to <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/T\/TV_REALITY_CATS?SITE=FLPET&#038;SECTION=HOME\" target=\"_new\">infiltrate reality television<\/a>:<br \/>\n<blockquote><p>The fur really could fly on TV&#8217;s latest reality entry: It stars cats. Ten felines, picked from animal shelters nationwide, will live in a New York house to vie &#8211; a la &#8220;Big Brother&#8221; or &#8220;Survivor&#8221; &#8211; for a grand prize, in this instance an executive-level job with Meow Mix cat food.<\/i><\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>All hail the wisdom of our feline overlords and get them bowls of Fancy Feast now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emperor Tristan I reports his plan for feline domination is continuing as scheduled: Despite jingoistic propoganda to the contrary, cat scientists have beaten dogs to the secret of hypoallergenic pets: Cats produce a protein, FEL D1, that is an exquisite allergen for some sensitive individuals, meaning contact with a kitty results in streaming eyes, sneezing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3159"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15089,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3159\/revisions\/15089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}