{"id":3158,"date":"2006-06-09T02:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3158"},"modified":"2017-12-20T10:24:05","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T16:24:05","slug":"102nd-use-for-a-dead-chihuahua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/09\/102nd-use-for-a-dead-chihuahua\/","title":{"rendered":"102nd Use For A Dead Chihuahua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/illinoisstatenews\/story\/1CB5B432598A350F862571870016C29C?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">Cudgel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman is accused of repeatedly hitting a dog breeder on the head with a dead Chihuahua puppy because she was upset it had died.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Good news for the victim, though:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The breeder did not seek medical attention, police said&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s always damn embarrassing to end up in traction from a crazed chihuahua attack&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>but she and two other people in the home got temporary orders of protection against the dog owner.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Because you never know when the nutbar will come back with a dead Saint Bernard and do the job right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cudgel: A woman is accused of repeatedly hitting a dog breeder on the head with a dead Chihuahua puppy because she was upset it had died. Good news for the victim, though: The breeder did not seek medical attention, police said&#8230; Because it&#8217;s always damn embarrassing to end up in traction from a crazed chihuahua [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18719,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3158\/revisions\/18719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}