{"id":31538,"date":"2023-10-30T12:31:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-30T17:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31538"},"modified":"2023-10-29T17:32:42","modified_gmt":"2023-10-29T22:32:42","slug":"book-report-hey-cowgirl-need-a-ride-by-baxter-black-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/10\/30\/book-report-hey-cowgirl-need-a-ride-by-baxter-black-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>Hey, Cowgirl, Need A Ride?<\/i> by Baxter Black (2005)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/heycowgirlneedaride.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\">This book is a sequel to <em>Hey, Cowboy, Want To Get Lucky?<\/em>, and the joke&#8217;s on me.  When I bought this book <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/26\/good-book-hunting-october-24-2015-friends-of-the-clever-library-book-sale-and-republic-relay-for-life-sale\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">in 2015<\/a>, I bought them both.  And they quite likely might have been together on the hallway to-read shelves until we had to move those bookshelves into my office.  So they were not together when I picked this book up during the month or so my to-read bookshelves have been (mostly) in my office, or I would have looked closer and picked up the first one first.  Ooops.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, this is a modern(ish) cowboy book, a modern Western.  Lick and Al tend cattle in Idaho\/Nevada, making a lonely living in a small trailer miles from anyone else.  One day, while they&#8217;re out on the range, they spot someone walking&#8211;it&#8217;s an attractive woman who has just emerged from a small plane crash.  It turns out that she has taken $500,000 from the man she&#8217;d been living with, to whom she pretended to be married to appease his wealthy parents and to hide from a possible drug trafficking charge in her past.  Her &#8220;husband,&#8221; who runs a casino, has partnered with a Las Vegas animal trainer who runs an exotic animal sanctuary to allow the richest of the rich to hunt endangered species at the sanctuary&#8211;and the $500,000 represents the deposits the &#8220;husband&#8221; has gotten from participants, part of which is owed to the partner.  So he sends henchmen to find his &#8220;wife&#8221; and bring her&#8211;and the money&#8211;back.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the plot.  It&#8217;s a bit of a chase as the bad guys find where the woman is, and the cowboys have to get her to safety, and then when she&#8217;s safe (spoiler: she&#8217;s not safe for long), the goal becomes to stop the hunt from taking place or to minimize the damage.  Which they <em>might<\/em> (they do) with the help of a posse of retired rodeo riders.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s an amusing book.  Better than <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/15\/book-report-the-adventures-of-slim-howdy-by-kix-brooks-and-ronnie-dunn-with-bill-fitzhugh-2008\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">The Adventures of Slim &#038; Howdy<\/a><\/em> which probably falls into the same modern genre of comic contemporary cowboy stories.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed Black&#8217;s columns in the <em>Republic Monitor<\/em> back in the day (it being the first of my adopted hometown newspapers).  I enjoyed <em><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/18\/book-report-croutons-on-a-cow-pie-by-baxter-black-1988\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Croutons on a Cow Pie<\/a><\/em>, a collection of verse and silliness, when I read it in 2019.  And I&#8217;ll probably enjoy the book that precedes this one when I get around to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This book is a sequel to Hey, Cowboy, Want To Get Lucky?, and the joke&#8217;s on me. When I bought this book in 2015, I bought them both. And they quite likely might have been together on the hallway to-read shelves until we had to move those bookshelves into my office. So they were not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31538"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31540,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31538\/revisions\/31540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}