{"id":31369,"date":"2023-08-24T15:40:01","date_gmt":"2023-08-24T20:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31369"},"modified":"2023-08-24T15:40:01","modified_gmt":"2023-08-24T20:40:01","slug":"hindrocket-jinxes-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/24\/hindrocket-jinxes-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Hindrocket Jinxes Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a post about the debate last night (didn&#8217;t see it, not interested), he <a href=\"https:\/\/www.powerlineblog.com\/archives\/2023\/08\/what-was-brewing-in-milwaukee.php\" target=_new\">said<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Doug Burgum tore his Achilles tendon yesterday morning playing pick-up basketball. His participation was evidence of his determination and pain tolerance, but he was not up to par. Men older than 50 should not play pick-up basketball. I know several middle-aged men who have suddenly torn Achilles tendons, in every case playing basketball. They should stick to HORSE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And here I promised my oldest son, who is now two inches taller and maybe twenty pounds heavier than I am, a basketball game this week.<\/p>\n<p>When I tear my Achilles, I will know whom to blame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a post about the debate last night (didn&#8217;t see it, not interested), he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31370,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31369\/revisions\/31370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}