{"id":31296,"date":"2023-08-07T14:23:06","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T19:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31296"},"modified":"2023-08-07T09:25:21","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T14:25:21","slug":"there-are-mfn-bears-on-this-mfn-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/07\/there-are-mfn-bears-on-this-mfn-plane\/","title":{"rendered":"There Are Mfn Bears On This Mfn Plane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where is Samuel L. Jackson <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/08\/07\/bear-being-transported-on-iraqi-airways-flight-escapes-crate\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">when you need him<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Passengers traveling with Iraqi Airways from Dubai to Baghdad were left roaring mad after their flight was delayed because of a bear that had broken out of its crate in the cargo hold.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait, no: The film is <em>Cocaine Bears on a Plane<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It cannot miss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? Passengers traveling with Iraqi Airways from Dubai to Baghdad were left roaring mad after their flight was delayed because of a bear that had broken out of its crate in the cargo hold. Wait, no: The film is Cocaine Bears on a Plane. It cannot miss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31297,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31296\/revisions\/31297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}