{"id":31260,"date":"2023-07-27T07:43:30","date_gmt":"2023-07-27T12:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31260"},"modified":"2023-07-27T07:43:30","modified_gmt":"2023-07-27T12:43:30","slug":"a-parody-that-needs-to-be-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/27\/a-parody-that-needs-to-be-done\/","title":{"rendered":"A Parody That Needs To Be Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Combine your basic Jason Aldean with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fox26houston.com\/news\/houston-woman-detained-in-dubai\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">any law enforcement story featuring an American in the Middle East<\/a> (or Singapore), and you&#8217;ve got &#8220;Try That In Dubai Town&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d do it, but I can&#8217;t sing or play an instrument.  Also, I am lazy.<\/p>\n<p>(Credit where credit&#8217;s due: Although this has been on the Internet so much that even <a href=\"https:\/\/friarsfires.blogspot.com\/2023\/07\/small-as-in-town.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Friar<\/a> awoke from his winter slumber to comment on it, I got the news link from <a href=\"https:\/\/ogdaa.blogspot.com\/2023\/07\/we-dont-go-for-that-shit-around-here.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Wirecutter<\/a> this morning.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Combine your basic Jason Aldean with any law enforcement story featuring an American in the Middle East (or Singapore), and you&#8217;ve got &#8220;Try That In Dubai Town&#8221;. I&#8217;d do it, but I can&#8217;t sing or play an instrument. Also, I am lazy. (Credit where credit&#8217;s due: Although this has been on the Internet so much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31262,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31260\/revisions\/31262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}