{"id":31251,"date":"2023-07-24T07:38:19","date_gmt":"2023-07-24T12:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=31251"},"modified":"2023-07-24T07:38:19","modified_gmt":"2023-07-24T12:38:19","slug":"bedtime-forensic-thoughts-of-brian-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/24\/bedtime-forensic-thoughts-of-brian-j\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Forensic Thoughts of Brian J."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Why does this cat smell like doughnuts?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, it is the hand that I&#8217;m using to pet the cat smells like doughnuts.  Why does my hand smell like doughnuts?<\/p>\n<p>It has been sixteen hours since I had the day-old day-old markdown Walmart doughnuts this morning.  <\/p>\n<p>Could this be the cat pheremones we&#8217;ve been spraying so that the new kitten will integrate into the household more smoothly?  Why would cat pheremones smell like doughnuts?<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute&#8230;.  One of the last things that I did before coming to bed was to wring out a dish cloth in the kitchen sink.  Today, the youngest made icing for the cookie cake for his grandmother&#8217;s birthday, and likely he washed the dish at the very last minute before bed, and he did not rinse the dish cloth afterwards, so when I wrung it out, I got some of the glazing on my hand, which is why my hand smells like doughnuts.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not that I got up and washed my hand, gentle reader; I wanted to dream of doughnuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does this cat smell like doughnuts? Oh, it is the hand that I&#8217;m using to pet the cat smells like doughnuts. Why does my hand smell like doughnuts? It has been sixteen hours since I had the day-old day-old markdown Walmart doughnuts this morning. Could this be the cat pheremones we&#8217;ve been spraying so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31252,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31251\/revisions\/31252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}