{"id":3123,"date":"2006-05-26T00:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T00:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3123"},"modified":"2017-08-14T05:35:21","modified_gmt":"2017-08-14T10:35:21","slug":"victory-for-british-police-one-fewer-armed-klingon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/26\/victory-for-british-police-one-fewer-armed-klingon\/","title":{"rendered":"Victory for British Police: One Fewer Armed Klingon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2006240126,00.html\" target=\"_new\">Star Trek blade seized<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THIS five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man was recovered by shocked cops in a house raid.<\/p>\n<p>The terrifying Batleth weapon is identical to one wielded by Klingon aliens in the Star Trek sci-fi films.<\/p>\n<p>Officers seized the three-handled sword \u2014 which has huge pointed blades at either end \u2014 at a home in Gloucester.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It would be funny if, deep down, I wasn&#8217;t afraid that these brilliant ideas&#8211;seizing all knives and knife turn-in amnesty programs and the eventual outlawing of the fetal position as a defense because it offends those who&#8217;ve had abortions&#8211;were impossible here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Star Trek blade seized: THIS five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man was recovered by shocked cops in a house raid. The terrifying Batleth weapon is identical to one wielded by Klingon aliens in the Star Trek sci-fi films. Officers seized the three-handled sword \u2014 which has huge pointed blades at either end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16800,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions\/16800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}