{"id":30951,"date":"2023-04-19T08:25:53","date_gmt":"2023-04-19T13:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30951"},"modified":"2023-04-19T08:25:53","modified_gmt":"2023-04-19T13:25:53","slug":"some-assembly-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/19\/some-assembly-required\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Assembly Required"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/tyrannosaurus-rex-auction-switzerland-dinosaur-bones-6c91c5271e9bd89a8b61c02c8ded420c?user_email=81c35372433d686e25cc8442a3f00f96dbee045f76d3872a785c54880596c977\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">T. rex skeleton sells for more than $5M at Zurich auction<\/a><\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, man, you know that&#8217;s not shipping assembled.<\/p>\n<p>One wonders how much it will cost to have an expert assemble that from the container.<\/p>\n<p>One also wonders if the &#8220;private collector&#8221; is the founder of Ikea.  Because that would be awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T. rex skeleton sells for more than $5M at Zurich auction C&#8217;mon, man, you know that&#8217;s not shipping assembled. One wonders how much it will cost to have an expert assemble that from the container. One also wonders if the &#8220;private collector&#8221; is the founder of Ikea. Because that would be awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30952,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30951\/revisions\/30952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}