{"id":30949,"date":"2023-04-17T09:55:36","date_gmt":"2023-04-17T14:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30949"},"modified":"2023-04-17T09:55:36","modified_gmt":"2023-04-17T14:55:36","slug":"not-even-close","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/17\/not-even-close\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Even Close"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/04\/17\/australia-man-lucas-helmke-beats-world-record-with-insane-number-of-push-ups\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Australia man Lucas Helmke beats world record with insane number of push-ups<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, we don&#8217;t want to see a large bunch of text telling us all about the guy.  We just want the numbers.<\/p>\n<p>3206 in an hour.  Which is 53 a minute.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not even close to that; I can barely eke out 50 in a row for my martial arts fitness test.<\/p>\n<p>I still have not given up on the <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/12\/10\/jeez-everyones-a-gladys-now\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">magic pushup dream<\/a>.  Although I am not actively training for it, either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Australia man Lucas Helmke beats world record with insane number of push-ups. C&#8217;mon, we don&#8217;t want to see a large bunch of text telling us all about the guy. We just want the numbers. 3206 in an hour. Which is 53 a minute. I&#8217;m not even close to that; I can barely eke out 50 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30950,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30949\/revisions\/30950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}