{"id":30891,"date":"2023-04-03T07:55:53","date_gmt":"2023-04-03T12:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30891"},"modified":"2023-04-03T07:55:53","modified_gmt":"2023-04-03T12:55:53","slug":"the-palm-sunday-main-event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/03\/the-palm-sunday-main-event\/","title":{"rendered":"The Palm Sunday Main Event"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this listed in the church bulletin this morning, and I was eager to see how they would do:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/palmsundaymainevent.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I mean, the youth chorale members are small, but they are many.  I guess how well they would do in a battle would depend upon who the 1 was and how well he or she kept the vocal horde in front of him or her, stacking the singers so only one or two could attack at once.<\/p>\n<p>But, turns out, this meant that the youth chorale was singing the first verse of the hymn.  Not fighting versus 1 person.<\/p>\n<p>A little disappointing to be sure.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing you&#8217;re telling me is that we&#8217;re not going to see Pennywise the Clown during Holy Week.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/itwillbepresented.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Sure, the slide might be talking about the cantata the previous slide refers to.  Or it could refer to <em>It<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this listed in the church bulletin this morning, and I was eager to see how they would do: I mean, the youth chorale members are small, but they are many. I guess how well they would do in a battle would depend upon who the 1 was and how well he or she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30891"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30893,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30891\/revisions\/30893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}