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<\/p>\nIt’s Nogglestead’s plate:<\/p>\n
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I came upstairs this morning to find an inverted plate on top of a napkin just inside the door to the deck.<\/p>\n
Now, normally, I would attribute this to the boys, who would never think of littering outdoors but let wrappers, empty bottles, and anything else fall from their hands wherever they are inside our house<\/em>. But they’re on their band trip this week, so they’re not around.<\/p>\n I would attribute it to the cats, especially the kittens, but the plate would probably be too heavy for them to carry by mouth, and there’s nothing nearby for them to have knocked it down.<\/p>\n So it must be that my beautiful wife put it there for some purpose, and as I do not know what that is, I cannot pick up the plate.<\/p>\n She’s in a long business call right now, so I still have plenty of time to let my imagination go wild. Is there a dead mouse or bug beneath it? Something she does not want the cats to get, and she did not have time to clean it up before her call?<\/p>\n Cruel blogger that I am, I might not bother to update this post with the solution so you’ll never know. Or, as likely, she will pick it up before I ask her about it, and I will forget about it until I read this post some years hence, at which time I might bring it up and she will be unlikely to remember.<\/p>\n