{"id":30851,"date":"2023-03-14T09:00:14","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T14:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30851"},"modified":"2023-03-14T09:00:14","modified_gmt":"2023-03-14T14:00:14","slug":"why-brian-j-prefers-hotels-when-he-arrives-at-night-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/14\/why-brian-j-prefers-hotels-when-he-arrives-at-night-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Brian J. Prefers Hotels When He Arrives At Night, Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailystar.co.uk\/news\/latest-news\/woman-who-bbs-confused-climbed-29449973#\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Woman who got B&#038;Bs confused and climbed in man&#8217;s bed died after being &#8216;dragged outside&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I had a recent trip to St. Louis, and my beautiful wife asked me if I preferred an AirBNB or a hotel.<\/p>\n<p>Given that I might be arriving at night, I preferred a hotel with big signs, a parking lot, and a lobby.<\/p>\n<p>Because I have enough imagination to find myself entering not the AirBNB but the house\/apartment\/condo next door at 11pm and getting ventilated for it.<\/p>\n<p>Not likely to be dragged down stairs, though, given that I&#8217;ve conquered being skinny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman who got B&#038;Bs confused and climbed in man&#8217;s bed died after being &#8216;dragged outside&#8217; I had a recent trip to St. Louis, and my beautiful wife asked me if I preferred an AirBNB or a hotel. Given that I might be arriving at night, I preferred a hotel with big signs, a parking lot, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30852,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30851\/revisions\/30852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}