{"id":3083,"date":"2006-05-09T22:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T22:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3083"},"modified":"2017-12-20T16:28:20","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T22:28:20","slug":"no-wonder-tickets-were-so-cheap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/09\/no-wonder-tickets-were-so-cheap\/","title":{"rendered":"No Wonder Tickets Were So Cheap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s just say the <i>Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye<\/i> was too comprehensible and too non-random to be truly French in nature.  Also, the tickets were $2.50 or $1.50 with any can of beer for the hungry.<\/p>\n<p>I was punkied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s just say the Cirque de Soleil Moon Frye was too comprehensible and too non-random to be truly French in nature. Also, the tickets were $2.50 or $1.50 with any can of beer for the hungry. I was punkied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18784,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3083\/revisions\/18784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}