{"id":30814,"date":"2023-03-03T08:11:38","date_gmt":"2023-03-03T14:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30814"},"modified":"2023-03-03T08:11:38","modified_gmt":"2023-03-03T14:11:38","slug":"use-your-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/03\/03\/use-your-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Use Your Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t trust the government when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fox32chicago.com\/news\/national-park-service-bear-attacks-safety-tips?utm_campaign=trueanthem&#038;utm_medium=trueanthem&#038;utm_source=facebook\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">it says<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down\u2026even if you feel the friendship has run its course\u2063,&#8221; NPS [the National Park Service] tweeted Wednesday. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>C&#8217;mon, man.  If the friend is already slower than you are, don&#8217;t waste your time and energy pushing them down.  Just outrun them.<\/p>\n<p>If your friend is faster than you, though, it&#8217;s worth the second or two to hip check them to the dirt before or as you take off.<\/p>\n<p>(Link via Blackfive&#8217;s Facebook feed; it looks like Blackfive.net has been dormant for almost four years now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t trust the government when it says: &#8220;If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down\u2026even if you feel the friendship has run its course\u2063,&#8221; NPS [the National Park Service] tweeted Wednesday. C&#8217;mon, man. If the friend is already slower than you are, don&#8217;t waste your time and energy pushing them down. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30815,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30814\/revisions\/30815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}