{"id":308,"date":"2003-09-24T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=308"},"modified":"2018-08-03T11:24:20","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T16:24:20","slug":"308","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/24\/308\/","title":{"rendered":"Brutal Murder in Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The Onion<\/i> has the exclusive: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/3937\/news3.html\" target=\"new\">Idaville Detective &#8216;Encyclopedia&#8217; Brown Found Dead in Library Dumpster<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The bitter irony is that Brown would have easily cracked a case like this one,&#8221; Kimball-Brown said. &#8220;I just can&#8217;t help but wonder: WHAT DID ENCYCLOPEDIA KNOW THAT WOULD HAVE HELPED HIM SOLVE HIS OWN MURDER?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion has the exclusive: Idaville Detective &#8216;Encyclopedia&#8217; Brown Found Dead in Library Dumpster. &#8220;The bitter irony is that Brown would have easily cracked a case like this one,&#8221; Kimball-Brown said. &#8220;I just can&#8217;t help but wonder: WHAT DID ENCYCLOPEDIA KNOW THAT WOULD HAVE HELPED HIM SOLVE HIS OWN MURDER?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21689,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/21689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}