On this date in 2016:<\/p>\n
I tried out this new handshake that I learned at martial arts today in church.<\/p>\n
In related news, I’ve been communicated from the church. Apparently, this is when a Protestant church says you’ve done something bad and you’re now a Catholic. I didn’t know that was allowed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Apparently, I think Catholic humor does not go out of style, as I posted just this weekend:<\/p>\n
I’m on the Pastor’s Bad List, again.<\/p>\n
Friday night, I sneak into the fish fry, and when I turn around with a plate full of golden breaded, flaking POPERY and hush papists, there’s a Lutheran church elder with a notebook.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
One of the pastors at my church responded:<\/p>\n
Give me that elders name and I’ll make sure that notebook page somehow disappears and you’ll be ok with the Lutheran pastor <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
And I rejoined:<\/p>\n
Sorry, Pastor, I will not be tattling on anyone who might or might not have been consorting with the Whitefish of Babylon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Actually, I am not sure if that’s Catholic humor. I must be a raging anti-papist to make gags like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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