{"id":3079,"date":"2006-05-07T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-07T21:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3079"},"modified":"2017-12-21T06:17:01","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T12:17:01","slug":"one-fewer-symptom-that-brians-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/07\/one-fewer-symptom-that-brians-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"One Fewer Symptom That Brian&#8217;s Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While driving along Big Bend Boulevard here in Old Trees, Missouri, our new home, I said to Heather, &#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s a half track.&#8221;  Driving down Big Bend Boulevard.  A half track.  Heather didn&#8217;t see it, and she didn&#8217;t know what a half track was, so I had to explain it to her.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I could hold up a copy of the <i>Webster-Kirkwood Times<\/i> from this week and prove to her that my spotting a World War II era military vehicle tooling around town <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesnewspapers.com\/stories\/20060505\/rodstout.html\" target=\"_new\">was not a symptom of my insanity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Proving this was not a symptom of mental illness is not the same as proving sanity, I know, but I will take what I can get.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While driving along Big Bend Boulevard here in Old Trees, Missouri, our new home, I said to Heather, &#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s a half track.&#8221; Driving down Big Bend Boulevard. A half track. Heather didn&#8217;t see it, and she didn&#8217;t know what a half track was, so I had to explain it to her. Fortunately, I could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18789,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079\/revisions\/18789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}