{"id":30786,"date":"2023-02-20T10:53:14","date_gmt":"2023-02-20T16:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30786"},"modified":"2023-02-20T08:54:55","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T14:54:55","slug":"department-of-defense-splashes-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2023\/02\/20\/department-of-defense-splashes-another\/","title":{"rendered":"Department of Defense Splashes Another"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/style\/article\/jeff-koons-balloon-dog-broken-miami\/index.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8216;Heartbreaking&#8217;: Visitor accidentally shatters Jeff Koons &#8216;balloon dog&#8217; sculpture at Art Wynwood<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Accident&#8221; my patootie.  <em>All the balloons and balloon-like objects must be destroyed.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Heartbreaking&#8217;: Visitor accidentally shatters Jeff Koons &#8216;balloon dog&#8217; sculpture at Art Wynwood &#8220;Accident&#8221; my patootie. All the balloons and balloon-like objects must be destroyed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30787,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30786\/revisions\/30787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}