{"id":3072,"date":"2006-05-05T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T23:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3072"},"modified":"2017-12-21T06:35:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T12:35:34","slug":"have-a-nice-day-from-family-direct-services-inc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/05\/have-a-nice-day-from-family-direct-services-inc\/","title":{"rendered":"Have a Nice Day, from Family Direct Services, Inc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An unsolicited greeting from the first company my mortgage broker could sell my name to:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our records indicate you are not participating in our recommended <b>MORTGAGE PROTECTION COVERAGE<\/b>.  You may now be eligible if you are <b>UNDER AGE 76<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>The <b>ECONOMICAL<\/b> term life insurance can <b>PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE<\/b> should you or your spouse <b>DIE<\/b>.  It provides the <b>SECURITY YOUR FAMILY NEEDS<\/b> at the <b>PRICE YOU WANT<\/b>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, if I <b>DIE<\/b>, I think normal insurances <b>WOULD<\/b> help my spouse <b>PAY HER MORTGAGE<\/b> (since, by dying, it would really no longer be my mortgage, would it?), and even if I were inclined to <b>UP MY COVERAGE<\/b>, I would probably look for a <b>REPUTABLE INSURANCE COMPANY<\/b> and not some fly-by-bulk-mail <b>OPERATOR<\/b> who probably won&#8217;t even <b>EXIST<\/b> by the time I die (hopefully sometime in the twenty-second century, the later the better) and who interrupts my daily junk mail destruction with <b>UNSOLICITED REMINDERS OF MY OWN MORALITY, IN BOLD AND CAPITALS AS APPROPRIATE<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An unsolicited greeting from the first company my mortgage broker could sell my name to: Our records indicate you are not participating in our recommended MORTGAGE PROTECTION COVERAGE. You may now be eligible if you are UNDER AGE 76. The ECONOMICAL term life insurance can PAY OFF YOUR MORTGAGE should you or your spouse DIE. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3072"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18797,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions\/18797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}