{"id":3057,"date":"2006-04-29T03:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-29T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2017-12-21T07:12:48","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T13:12:48","slug":"words-that-do-not-belong-in-country-songs-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/29\/words-that-do-not-belong-in-country-songs-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Latte, as in &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsdomain.com\/2\/brad_paisley\/celebrity.html\" target=\"_new\">Celebrity<\/a>&quot;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I can throw a major fit<br \/>\nWhen my latte isn&#8217;t just how I like it<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Cowboys named, what, Starbuck?<\/p>\n<p>Fer cryin&#8217; out loud, men who listen to country music drink coffee.  Not flavored coffee, neither, and without milk or cream.<\/p>\n<p><b>Exception to the Rule:<\/b> A country song can use the word Latte <i>if and only if<\/i> it refers to a woman named Latte.  Kinda like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsondemand.com\/s\/sammykershawlyrics\/vidalialyrics.html\" target=\"_new\">Vidalia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Latte, as in &quot;Celebrity&quot;: I can throw a major fit When my latte isn&#8217;t just how I like it Cowboys named, what, Starbuck? Fer cryin&#8217; out loud, men who listen to country music drink coffee. Not flavored coffee, neither, and without milk or cream. Exception to the Rule: A country song can use the word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18810,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/18810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}