{"id":30508,"date":"2022-11-22T07:48:51","date_gmt":"2022-11-22T13:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30508"},"modified":"2022-11-19T17:59:35","modified_gmt":"2022-11-19T23:59:35","slug":"key-words-located-in-illinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/22\/key-words-located-in-illinois\/","title":{"rendered":"Key Words: <em>Located in Illinois<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I sometimes click through on real estate ads on Facebook as sometimes still I dream, gentle reader.<\/p>\n<p>But not this one:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/illinoishouse.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, you know, I cannot really think of any state in the country where I would not want to live except Illinois.<\/p>\n<p>Both of my growing up locations were near (enough) the border with Illinois so that it got enough of a bad reputation, not to mention I would hate to live in a state ruled by Chicago (it&#8217;s bad enough in Missouri that Kansas City and St. Louis wield their blue influence on the state enough to make it chancy in elections.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I guess I would not like to live in Hawaii, either&#8211;but I&#8217;ve never been there.  Perhaps I would change my mind.<\/p>\n<p>But running down the states and regions, no other state comes to mind as a no-go.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, if a house that big is that inexpensive, it requires massive repairs, or it&#8217;s under onerous regulation for preservation, or both.  But, also, Illinois.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I sometimes click through on real estate ads on Facebook as sometimes still I dream, gentle reader. But not this one: Yeah, you know, I cannot really think of any state in the country where I would not want to live except Illinois. Both of my growing up locations were near (enough) the border [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30509,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30508\/revisions\/30509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}