{"id":3047,"date":"2006-04-23T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T19:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3047"},"modified":"2017-12-21T09:38:52","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T15:38:52","slug":"preparing-for-my-nyah-nyah-25-years-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/23\/preparing-for-my-nyah-nyah-25-years-early\/","title":{"rendered":"Preparing For My Nyah-Nyah, 25 Years Early"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So in the year 2030, when someone from the retrodivision of an immersive entertainment syndicate plumbs the depths of arcana and comes up with a re-imagining of <i>Firefly<\/i> wherein &#8220;Mal&#8221; Reynolds is actually <i>Mallory<\/i> Reynolds and both Mal and her assistant Zoo (a guy, of course) are actually mystical religionists whose uprising has been thwarted by the corporate mercenaries of a Big Nuclear puppet regime, I shall merrily taunt, &#8220;So now you know how it feels!&#8221; to <i>Firefly<\/i> partisans who think the new <i>Battlestar Galactica<\/i> is better than the original.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.lordsutch.com\/\" target=\"_new\">Lawrence<\/a> will be the chair at SLU by then so he&#8217;ll be nearby for a good personal taunting.  Or perhaps I shall take the sympathetic high road.  But only if I can be patronizing about it.<\/p>\n<p>Dirk Benedict <i>is<\/i> Starbuck FOREVAR!!!1!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So in the year 2030, when someone from the retrodivision of an immersive entertainment syndicate plumbs the depths of arcana and comes up with a re-imagining of Firefly wherein &#8220;Mal&#8221; Reynolds is actually Mallory Reynolds and both Mal and her assistant Zoo (a guy, of course) are actually mystical religionists whose uprising has been thwarted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18819,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions\/18819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}