{"id":3043,"date":"2006-04-20T00:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T00:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3043"},"modified":"2017-12-21T09:50:21","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T15:50:21","slug":"free-restaurant-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/20\/free-restaurant-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Restaurant Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a large fortune I wanted to turn into a small fortune, I know what I&#8217;d do with it: an ethnic restaurant that could fill a globally-conscious niche, that could authentically charge high prices for small portions and make a mint:<\/p>\n<h3>The North Korean Buffet.<\/h3>\n<p>Just think of it!  I could call it &#8220;Happy Kim Garden&#8221; or &#8220;Revered Buffet&#8221;.  The menu would be simple: grass boiled in dirty water and dirt.  All you can eat of both.  I wouldn&#8217;t have to restock the buffet very often.  At $9.95 for dinner and $5.95 for lunch, I would easily recoup the costs of whatever I would need to buy&#8211;I mean, the raw materials are <i>free<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>But I don&#8217;t have enough to afford the quality downtown location where I could ensnare the hip young professionals who dig that sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well.  Back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a large fortune I wanted to turn into a small fortune, I know what I&#8217;d do with it: an ethnic restaurant that could fill a globally-conscious niche, that could authentically charge high prices for small portions and make a mint: The North Korean Buffet. Just think of it! I could call it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18823,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3043\/revisions\/18823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}