{"id":30388,"date":"2022-10-09T07:52:40","date_gmt":"2022-10-09T12:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30388"},"modified":"2022-10-07T09:01:35","modified_gmt":"2022-10-07T14:01:35","slug":"my-kitchen-needs-but-not-our-kitchen-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/10\/09\/my-kitchen-needs-but-not-our-kitchen-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"My Kitchen Needs, But Not Our Kitchen Needs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ducks Unlimited offers some cutlery for a donation:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/featherknives.jpg\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This knife set includes an 8&#8243; chef knife and a 3\u00bd&#8221; paring knife for all of your kitchen needs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Gentle reader, I could get by with that, I mean, dubious quality of the free knives aside (probably about as good as a Ginsu knife, ainna?), I cut some vegetables sometimes and maybe a melon or two.<\/p>\n<p>But my beautiful wife is a cook, and she has needs that far outstrip mine.  I mean, you cannot safely spatchcock a chicken with either of those.  <\/p>\n<p>So two knives would certainly not meet <em>all<\/em> of our kitchen needs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ducks Unlimited offers some cutlery for a donation: This knife set includes an 8&#8243; chef knife and a 3\u00bd&#8221; paring knife for all of your kitchen needs. Gentle reader, I could get by with that, I mean, dubious quality of the free knives aside (probably about as good as a Ginsu knife, ainna?), I cut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30388"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30390,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30388\/revisions\/30390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}