{"id":30377,"date":"2022-10-04T19:47:03","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T00:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30377"},"modified":"2022-10-04T19:47:03","modified_gmt":"2022-10-05T00:47:03","slug":"thats-some-fencing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/10\/04\/thats-some-fencing\/","title":{"rendered":"That’s Some Fencing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gentle reader, Facebook has determined that I must want to buy a new home. Maybe it’s not Facebook–maybe it’s the whole Internet. Maybe it’s my fault, actually, since my job requires me to test Web sites that refer to actual addresses, and I use Realtor.com to look up addresses in various ZIP codes. Regardless, I get a lot of ads for real estate listings on Facebook, and as you can guess, I often click through to see what they have to say (I do like to look at castles<\/a> from time<\/a> to time<\/a>, not to mention old island forts<\/a>).<\/p>\n

But this rather simple, $499,900, this Absolutely One-Of-A-Kind Property<\/a> has 20 acres, a pond, an out building, a barn, and a rather small modern home on it.<\/p>\n

But the fences? The fences are tight<\/em>.<\/p>\n

There is so much outdoor space with Barbed: 5 wire and pipe\/steel fencing for horses, cattle, chickens, bees<\/b>, donkeys while living the dream in a beautifully modern home with soaring ceilings and fabulous open living\/dining area featuring floor to ceiling stone fireplace! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They got fencing that will keep the bees in, y’all. You know what we call that in my old neighborhood? A screen<\/em>. And we used it to keep the bees out.<\/p>\n

You know what I call this listing? The product of a young real estate agent from the city<\/em>. Perhaps a journalist who wanted to, you know, make a living.<\/p>\n

In other news, perhaps I need a category for real estate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gentle reader, Facebook has determined that I must want to buy a new home. Maybe it’s not Facebook–maybe it’s the whole Internet. Maybe it’s my fault, actually, since my job requires me to test Web sites that refer to actual addresses, and I use Realtor.com to look up addresses in various ZIP codes. Regardless, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30379,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30377\/revisions\/30379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}