{"id":30372,"date":"2022-10-01T09:15:52","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T14:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30372"},"modified":"2022-10-01T09:15:52","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T14:15:52","slug":"there-is-a-name-for-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/10\/01\/there-is-a-name-for-it-now\/","title":{"rendered":"There Is A Name For It (Now)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When dusting my tchotchkes, I use the <em>Thetis method<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>That is, when I pick them up to dust them, I clean every part of them except where my fingers hold the tchotchkes.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Achilles#Birth_and_early_years\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Footnote for the classically themed gag<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When dusting my tchotchkes, I use the Thetis method. That is, when I pick them up to dust them, I clean every part of them except where my fingers hold the tchotchkes. (Footnote for the classically themed gag.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30373,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30372\/revisions\/30373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}