{"id":30366,"date":"2022-09-28T15:30:07","date_gmt":"2022-09-28T20:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30366"},"modified":"2022-09-28T15:30:07","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T20:30:07","slug":"ace-agrees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/09\/28\/ace-agrees\/","title":{"rendered":"Ace Agrees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Modern journalism is 24-year-olds putting Twitter into paragraph form sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>Ace <a href=\"https:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/401123.php\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">says in his fashion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You know, back in 2001-2002, cable &#8220;news&#8221; stations used to fill up cheap minutes by paying some Brooklyn idiot $28,000 per year to scroll through Twitter and highlight tweets for them to &#8220;react&#8221; to during short segments.<\/p>\n<p>But soon, they decided that they would expand this pilot program, and that idiots babbling on Twitter would become their main &#8220;research tool.&#8221; Now Twitter would become what city hall and the courthouse and the police department used to be &#8212; the place you go to find &#8220;stories.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so they just go to Twitter to find some absurd &#8220;microagression&#8221; that some axe-grinding, attention-whoring leftwing lunatics are complaining about today, and bang, that&#8217;s a &#8220;news&#8221; story.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine this 20 years ago &#8212; that what Stacy in Brooklyn is complaining about, that they&#8217;re not properly texturing the milk in frappuccinos lately, or that someone &#8220;misgendered&#8221; her because she doesn&#8217;t feel like a &#8220;she&#8221; today, she feels like a &#8220;shim,&#8221; is now &#8220;news&#8221; which &#8220;professional&#8221; &#8220;news&#8221; outlets now make &#8220;lead stories&#8221; on their actual broadcast &#8220;news&#8221; shows.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine that.<\/p>\n<p>No one could have imagined such a bizarre and dark world twenty years ago.<\/p>\n<p>But that is the media we have now.<\/p>\n<p>Because it&#8217;s just easier for the lazy, unprofessional, stupid, lazy, barely-educated, pig-ignorant &#8220;journalists&#8221; to get &#8220;stories&#8221; this way, so this is how 90% of &#8220;news&#8221; outlets&#8217; &#8220;stories&#8221; are now &#8220;researched.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>True for the big dailies.  Not so much the small papers I take.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Modern journalism is 24-year-olds putting Twitter into paragraph form sometimes. Ace says in his fashion: You know, back in 2001-2002, cable &#8220;news&#8221; stations used to fill up cheap minutes by paying some Brooklyn idiot $28,000 per year to scroll through Twitter and highlight tweets for them to &#8220;react&#8221; to during short segments. But soon, they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30367,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30366\/revisions\/30367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}