{"id":30243,"date":"2022-08-26T08:08:30","date_gmt":"2022-08-26T13:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30243"},"modified":"2022-08-26T05:30:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-26T10:30:02","slug":"now-when-i-see-womens-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/26\/now-when-i-see-womens-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"Now When I See Women’s Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"

My beautiful wife just had a professional social media campaign for her consultancy. Well, I think it was interns, as it was run through a local university, but they did a couple of video shoots and photo shoots and wrote and posted a number of things on her company’s social media pages over the course of the last couple of weeks.<\/p>\n

So I’ve been seeing lovely professional photos of my wife scattered throughout the days. Most of them are photos of her in various locations and poses, generally with a laptop, tablet, or pad of paper at a desk or coffee shop table or whatnot.<\/p>\n

But some of the photos are just of her hands at or near a keyboard.<\/p>\n

So I’ve become accustomed to thinking that any set of a woman’s hands on my social media feed is a picture of my wife’s hands.<\/p>\n

Which is odd, because they are not. And I recently had to pause because I did not recognize the pattern of the blouse in the picture, and it turns out, the photo was not of my wife’s hands.<\/em><\/p>\n

Here, let’s see if you can figure out which picture I’m talking about:<\/p>\n


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Can you guess which one is not<\/em> my wife?
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\nWould it help you if I told you that my wife does not drink sparkling water?<\/p>\n

No, of course not. The photo in the upper right is my wife, but the photographers have given her a bottle of Perrier sparkling water as a prop. She did not drink it.<\/p>\n

She also does not drink coffee. So the picture in the lower left is the one of someone else.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I guess looking for her watch would also be a giveaway.<\/p>\n

So, at any rate, I guess the lesson for me is that my wife is not actually the center of the Internet.<\/p>\n

Also, probably, welcome, future fetish image searchers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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