{"id":30125,"date":"2022-07-19T07:20:26","date_gmt":"2022-07-19T12:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30125"},"modified":"2022-07-18T20:43:53","modified_gmt":"2022-07-19T01:43:53","slug":"the-false-cats-of-nogglestead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/19\/the-false-cats-of-nogglestead\/","title":{"rendered":"The False Cats of Nogglestead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, verily, some might think we worship cats at Nogglestead.  We have several (three indoors these days, one outdoors, and another that comes around but has a day home or day job).  We have statues of cats.  We have paintings with cats in them.  When one is at Nogglestead, one sees cats everywhere.  Sometimes when there isn&#8217;t actually a cat.<\/p>\n<p>Such as this tableau that appeared on the table for a couple of weeks.  The table downstairs, now a larger table after my mother-in-law&#8217;s downsizing, is not only the staging area for numerous Good Book Hunting photographs, but it&#8217;s also an accumulation point for the downstairs detritus.  Books and toys (even now) that should go back to the boys&#8217; bedrooms; Christmas cards and thank-you cards gotten out for periodic card-writing and then not put away for a while; articles of clothing (not socks) that need to go up to the laundry; puzzles and games gotten from the game cabinet but not returned; and a throw blanket or two.<\/p>\n<p>From time to time, a cat will hop up there to have a rest amongst the soft nesting materials.  So when I saw this, I thought the black cat had done so:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/falsecatsofnogglestead1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><em>But the black cat was passing through on my lap.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, my pattern-matching algorithm favors <em>cat<\/em> in the house, as this was other things.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/falsecatsofnogglestead2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Instead of a cat, we have a crumpled cleaning cloth (made from an old Telerik Tools t-shirt, if I am not mistaken) and a Phillips 66 cap.<\/p>\n<p>Even knowing now what I didn&#8217;t then, I would still want to pet it.  As I do with an old stuffed cat that has found its way onto the back of the sofa in the living room (not <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2020\/11\/20\/the-recreated-elementary-school-posters-of-nogglestead\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Tristan II<\/a>, who is still hanging above the bed) and the other scattered stuffed cats&#8211;c&#8217;mon, man, of course, Nogglestead has stuffed cats, too&#8211;or throw blankets that are arranged with corners sticking up on the sofa in the dim light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, verily, some might think we worship cats at Nogglestead. We have several (three indoors these days, one outdoors, and another that comes around but has a day home or day job). We have statues of cats. We have paintings with cats in them. When one is at Nogglestead, one sees cats everywhere. Sometimes when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30127,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30125\/revisions\/30127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}