{"id":3005,"date":"2006-03-10T19:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T19:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3005"},"modified":"2017-12-21T14:49:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T20:49:47","slug":"shidoshi-of-paranoia-proven-correct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/10\/shidoshi-of-paranoia-proven-correct\/","title":{"rendered":"Shidoshi of Paranoia Proven Correct"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, friends, I said that <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/09\/14\/7147\/\" target=\"_new\">eating your private papers<\/a> is the only way to dispose of things, especially since <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/2167\/\" target=\"_new\">recycling facility workers pay a lot of attention to what you recycle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, someone braver than I am has illustrated that credit card companies <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cockeyed.com\/citizen\/creditcard\/application.shtml\" target=\"_new\">will honor taped-together credit card applications<\/a>.  That have the &#8220;change of address&#8221; box marked.  And that require a cellular phone to activate the credit line.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll excuse me, your Shidoshi will now assume the meditative position of the fetus and will chant a healing mantra which only sounds like whimpering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember, friends, I said that eating your private papers is the only way to dispose of things, especially since recycling facility workers pay a lot of attention to what you recycle. Well, someone braver than I am has illustrated that credit card companies will honor taped-together credit card applications. That have the &#8220;change of address&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3005"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18864,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3005\/revisions\/18864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}