{"id":30046,"date":"2022-07-03T17:57:28","date_gmt":"2022-07-03T22:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=30046"},"modified":"2022-07-03T17:57:28","modified_gmt":"2022-07-03T22:57:28","slug":"i-bought-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/07\/03\/i-bought-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I Bought It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/10\/could-have-been-me\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">mentioned in passing<\/a>, I went to Rolla in June to take my son to robotics camp.<\/p>\n<p>As is my wont, I went to Google maps to get <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/13\/turn-by-turn-directions-the-manly-way\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">manly turn-by-turn directions<\/a> (on the occasions where my beautiful wife is my co-pilot and sets a destination whilst I am driving, I am often subject to disappointing the AI; I am sure that I am on its\/their list somewhere as someone who does not obey machines), and I saw that a main thoroughfare through Rolla leading to the residence hall where I was to deposit my offspring was marked Barack Obama Expressway.<\/p>\n<p>I accepted that (believing the machine), but apparently, it is not true:  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.phelpscountyfocus.com\/news\/article_40196d90-e7fa-11ec-891f-c3861098365b.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">No, Bishop Avenue was not re-named \u2018Barack Obama Presidential Expressway<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No. Bishop Avenue was not re-named the \u201cBarack Obama Presidential Expressway.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For the past few days, there\u2019s been posts and confusion on Rolla-focused social media as to why Bishop Avenue was suddenly and seemingly renamed the \u201cBarack Obama Presidential Expressway\u201d on Google Maps.<\/p>\n<p>According to many comments, there were other accounts of the glitch happening in other Missouri cities as well such as Cuba, St. Louis, St. James, Ballwin and possibly others.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, we found it, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>And I believed it because Rolla is a college town, and, ya know, <em>college towns<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I would have seen this article before driving to Rolla if I were reading my hometown newspapers (10 or 12 at last count) in a timely fashion, but probably not.<\/p>\n<p>However, we here at MfBJN can very well keep you up-to-date on the news from three weeks ago or <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/29\/poetry-about-grandmother-poetry\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">2016<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned in passing, I went to Rolla in June to take my son to robotics camp. As is my wont, I went to Google maps to get manly turn-by-turn directions (on the occasions where my beautiful wife is my co-pilot and sets a destination whilst I am driving, I am often subject to disappointing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30047,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30046\/revisions\/30047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}