{"id":2992,"date":"2006-03-05T06:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-05T06:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=2992"},"modified":"2017-12-21T15:19:26","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T21:19:26","slug":"man-in-the-gray-flannel-suit-review-000718","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/05\/man-in-the-gray-flannel-suit-review-000718\/","title":{"rendered":"Man in the Gray Flannel Suit Review, 00:07:18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gregory Peck is the 1950s Orlando Bloom.  Gary Cooper could have beaten him half to death with his left hand, and Cary Grant could have given him a wedgie of a quip that would have sent him back home to momma and his sisters.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE 00:11:07<\/b><\/font> If he doesn&#8217;t manage that shrew of a wife of his, I&#8217;m going to invent a time machine that travels into fictional time, set it back to 1956 Connecticut, and I&#8217;m going to introduce Gregory Peck to a little thing called &#8220;Taser.&#8221;  For the simple thrill of it.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE 00:12:10<\/b><\/font> Never mind, send back the divorce lawyers instead.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE 00:17:06<\/b><\/font> Funny how off-handedly Hollywood whacked America&#8217;s enemies (or recent enemies) in the 1950s.  Now, of course, heroes cannot even look askew at potential enemies of the Republic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gregory Peck is the 1950s Orlando Bloom. Gary Cooper could have beaten him half to death with his left hand, and Cary Grant could have given him a wedgie of a quip that would have sent him back home to momma and his sisters. UPDATE 00:11:07 If he doesn&#8217;t manage that shrew of a wife [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18873,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2992\/revisions\/18873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}