{"id":29881,"date":"2022-05-24T08:26:28","date_gmt":"2022-05-24T13:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29881"},"modified":"2022-05-24T08:27:05","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T13:27:05","slug":"a-new-george-carlin-joke-but-from-a-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/24\/a-new-george-carlin-joke-but-from-a-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"A New George Carlin Joke, But From A Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"

From a dream I had last night:<\/p>\n

HOW TO MAKE THE MAN IN THE SUIT UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE RESTROOM: Narrate your urination.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I said this in my best George Carlin imitation in my dream. I was in a school bathroom. A repairman was working on the urinals, so I stepped into one of the stalls, and as I was doing so, a man in a suit came in. So I said this from the stall. And I noticed as I was starting to urinate that there were books in the toilet. So I stopped, and I took the books out of the toilet, and eventually there were 43. I mentioned it to some teachers, presumably after zipping up, but transitions are a little smoother in dreams, and they said it was one student’s book order, and sometimes the kids are afraid of books. <\/p>\n

—finis<\/em>—<\/p>\n

I don’t it’s based off of yesterday’s post<\/a> or I just had to go to the bathroom (I awakened, and did).<\/p>\n

But, c’mon, you can hear that in George Carlin’s delivery, can’t you?<\/p>\n

Maybe I should include a TMI category on the blog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From a dream I had last night: HOW TO MAKE THE MAN IN THE SUIT UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE RESTROOM: Narrate your urination. I said this in my best George Carlin imitation in my dream. I was in a school bathroom. A repairman was working on the urinals, so I stepped into one of the stalls, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29881"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29883,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29881\/revisions\/29883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}