{"id":29830,"date":"2022-05-14T16:11:06","date_gmt":"2022-05-14T21:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29830"},"modified":"2022-05-14T16:18:09","modified_gmt":"2022-05-14T21:18:09","slug":"the-unspoken-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/05\/14\/the-unspoken-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"The Unspoken Profession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katie Berry of <a href=\"https:\/\/housewifehowtos.com\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Housewife How-Tos<\/a> posted this meme on Facebook:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/producebag.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Which may be true, but one profession is not represented on the meme: <em>Produce clerk<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I frustrate my beautiful wife because I can always open produce bags on the first try because I have lots of experience.<\/p>\n<p>As I have probably mentioned, working as a produce clerk in college is also where I learned to juggle using the bruised fruits, from apples to cantaloupes, that we&#8217;d culled from the shelf and were planning to sell in marked down packages.  I&#8217;ve noticed that produce departments don&#8217;t tend to have the little cello-wrapped trays with marked down produce any more.  Perhaps I&#8217;m shopping in higher-end stores than I worked in.  Come to think of it, that is likely the case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katie Berry of Housewife How-Tos posted this meme on Facebook: Which may be true, but one profession is not represented on the meme: Produce clerk. I frustrate my beautiful wife because I can always open produce bags on the first try because I have lots of experience. As I have probably mentioned, working as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29830"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29834,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29830\/revisions\/29834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}