{"id":29758,"date":"2022-04-18T07:03:08","date_gmt":"2022-04-18T12:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=29758"},"modified":"2022-04-18T07:03:08","modified_gmt":"2022-04-18T12:03:08","slug":"shopping-like-lileks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2022\/04\/18\/shopping-like-lileks\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping Like Lileks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>James Lileks recently went into a Macy&#8217;s, looking for a belt, <a href=\"http:\/\/lileks.com\/bleats\/archive\/22\/0422\/31.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">and&#8230;.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I could go to Target, but it\u2019s jammed up and jelly tight on Saturdays. (Note: jelly is not, in fact, tight. Ever.)  Macy\u2019s, then. I hadn\u2019t been there since they reconfigured the place. The new look is more \u201copen,\u201d which gives you a full appreciation of the paucity of the merchandise. Perhaps they\u2019re just being more selective. Yes. that&#8217;s the idea. Go for that Apple Store look; we know how well it worked out for JCPenney.<\/p>\n<p>I knew where the belts were &#8211; Men\u2019s Furnishings, I believe it\u2019s called &#8211; so I went there. No belts. A lot of athletic gear. In fact half the men\u2019s department now appears to be sweatpants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, gentle reader, I like to dress like an adult if not entirely <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/going-grant\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">the whole Cary Grant<\/a>.  I have often bought George apparel at Walmart, but it doesn&#8217;t tend to last very long before the points of the collars show wear from machine washing or the waistline of trousers gets a little banged up.  I&#8217;ve had pretty good luck with clothing I&#8217;ve bought at Target or Kohl&#8217;s, but I&#8217;ve not tended to go to those department stores frequently.  I recently (recently being the last two years) have bought shirts off of Amazon, but they often arrive with loose stitching and popped threads right out of the bag&#8211;and even if they don&#8217;t, they have the longevity of the George apparel with the price of the upscale department store.<\/p>\n<p>So I went into a Target a couple of weeks ago to pick up some things, and I thought I&#8217;d look for shirts whilst I was there.  The store is being remodeled (but at least they weren&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2021\/11\/18\/ive-seen-that-happen-live\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">jacking up and moving aisles whilst I was shopping<\/a>).  After I dodged closed sections to get to the men&#8217;s wear section in the back, I wandered through the diminished stock several times, and <em>the store had no dress clothing whatsoever.<\/em>  No slacks.  No button-up (or button-down) shirts.  Polo shirts and hoodies and athletic gear, but nothing for an adult to wear.<\/p>\n<p>I have not been in since, and I have not tried Kohl&#8217;s to see what its stock is like lately, but I, too, have to wonder if it&#8217;s going to be specialty shops and online orders in the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>James Lileks recently went into a Macy&#8217;s, looking for a belt, and&#8230;. I could go to Target, but it\u2019s jammed up and jelly tight on Saturdays. (Note: jelly is not, in fact, tight. Ever.) Macy\u2019s, then. I hadn\u2019t been there since they reconfigured the place. The new look is more \u201copen,\u201d which gives you a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29760,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29758\/revisions\/29760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}